After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today's Groupon offers respite from the chaos: for $1,100, you get a four-night stay at GranSueño in La Paz, Baja California Sur in Mexico (up to a $4,400 value).

Sparkling ocean waters reflect lavish accommodations at GranSueño as patrons soak in the peaceful, luxurious atmosphere and engage in sundry on-site activities. Two complimentary drinks welcome guests into their elegant accommodations adorned with private balconies, lush chaise longues, and singing grandfather clocks. The opulent spaces flaunt breathtaking ocean views and short jaunts to beachside lounge chairs, which are serviced by Centro de Trenes' menu of local seafood and a full bar.

Patrons can opt to relish equestrian arts with an included arena-riding experience or take to the trails for two hours of trotting ($75) to strengthen human-horse relationships. Chance sightings of humpback whales or magnificent sea turtles entreat eager eyes and constantly gasping jaws, and fishing packages ($125+) allow anglers to tussle with marlin, swordfish, or giant foam fingers. After daily continental breakfasts, patrons can kick off each morning with a trip to a nearby golf course offering gorgeous topological views, or indulge in in-room spa treatments to soothe stress caused by over-relaxation.