Until mankind first stepped outside in 1934, nature was thought to be a fanciful myth, like yogurt or the clutch hitter. Spend some time frolicking through the fresh air of truth with today's Groupon: for $105, you get one ticket to the Zion National Park bus tour from Grand Canyon Tour & Travel (a $219.99 value). Admission is free for children younger than two. Tours take place on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
Grand Canyon Tour & Travel's adventurous pathfinders shepherd wayfarers on expeditions to the Mojave Desert, the Virgin River Gorge, and Zion National Park. Passengers embark on the 10-hour Zion National Park bus tour in deluxe transportation before turning their ocular orbs toward the windows to soak in the passing landscape and hitchhiking cacti. After gazing at the scenic cliffs and waterfalls, passengers ride their motor-powered steed into Utah, greeted by the towering red cliffs of St. George, before marveling at the natural creations abounding in Zion National Park, such as imposing stone cliffs and a mountainside crop circle of Wayne Newton's headshot. After an afternoon of gaping, visitors can reenergize with a provided restaurant lunch.