What You'll Get
Studies show that children who don't learn to play a musical instrument often try to eat one. Keep didgeridoos out of their duodenums with this Groupon.
$39 for Four One-Hour Group Guitar Lessons ($99 Value)
Once a week for four consecutive weeks, up to 12 students convene at Grand River Music’s studio to practice guitar in a beginner-friendly setting. A complimentary guitar adjustment three to four days prior to the first session gets instruments strumming at a perfect pitch.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. Must register by 4/30/12. Must be 5 or older. Must provide guitar. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Grand River Music
Grand River Music selects its instructors not only for their musical prowess, but also for their demonstrable teaching abilities. Students of all experience levels can strum the taut veins of guitars, bass guitars, banjos, or mandolins or study music theory to gain a deeper understanding of chords, harmonies, and the saxophone solos of Plato and Aristotle. Singing classes strengthen vocal cords, and song-writing classes encourage self-expression with reliable formulas. The school’s JamCamp gives blossoming musicians exposure to a collaborative group setting where they can learn to harmonize with other musicians and argue about which incarnation of Fleetwood Mac was the most authentic.
Grand River Music also stocks an inventory of instruments available for purchase, ranging from mandolins, banjos, and amps to acoustic guitars, bass guitars, and electric guitars. Students can also buy preowned vocal cords with their last words still intact. :m