Much like a trip to Holland, an afternoon of mini golf is an easy way to find out if you’re afraid of windmills. Discover more about yourself via putting with today’s Groupon to Grand Slam USA. Choose between the following options:

• For $30, you get an excursion for two people valid on Saturday or Sunday (a $60 total value). The excursion includes:
• Two unlimited moon-bounce and Spaceball passes (a $14 value)
• Two mini-golf games (a $12 value)
• Two laser-tag games (a $14 value)
• 14 batting-cage tokens (a $20 value)<p>
• For $30, you get an excursion for two people valid Monday–Friday (a $74 total value). The excursion includes:
• Four laser-tag games (a $24 value)
• Four mini-golf games (a $24 value)
• 14 batting-cage tokens (a $20 value)
• Two small popcorns (a $3 value)
• Two small sodas (a $3 value)<p>
• For $55, you get an excursion for four people valid Saturday or Sunday (a $120 total value). The excursion includes:
• Four unlimited moon-bounce and Spaceball passes (a $28 value)
• Four mini-golf games (a $24 value)
• Four laser-tag games (a $28 value)
• 28 batting-cage tokens (a $40 value)<p>
• For $55, you get an excursion for four people valid Monday–Friday (a $148 total value). The excursion includes:
• Eight laser-tag games (a $48 value)
• Eight mini-golf games (a $48 value)
• 28 batting-cage tokens (a $40 value)
• Four small popcorns (a $6 value)
• Four small sodas (a $6 value)<p>

The sounds of cheery competition float across Grand Slam USA’s 30,000-square-foot arena, which teems with athletic challenges, a vibrant bounce houses, and other diversions. A glow-in-the-dark miniature-golf course leads putters through nine holes of ominous pirate-themed obstacles, including a ramp into a skull’s jaws, a hole fraught with sharks, and perilous unswabbed decks. Adrenaline-soaked games of laser tag lead beam duelers through mazes, around partitions, and over platforms, where they rack up points for hitting special targets and rivals. At the end of each bout, players receive individual score cards that detail high scores and lines flubbed during M*A*S*H reenactments.

Automated machines hurl baseballs and softballs at three adjustable speeds down batting cages’ astroturf-lined lanes. In the Spaceball arena pairs of players ricochet balls through two center hoops while jumping on trampolines. Spring-loaded revelry continues in a neighborhood of moon-bounce houses, where children 14 and under hop down slides, spring above castle turrets, and soar as gleefully as an astronaut on payday. Crunchy mouthfuls of salted popcorn and fizzy sips of soda revivify players between each battle and bounce.