What You'll Get
The unrealistic portrayal of cars in TV shows leads children to believe all cars have squealing tires, thunderous engines, and the guts to talk back to David Hasselhoff. Give your car a new image with today's Groupon to Grand Village Car Wash, located in Grandville. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get a deluxe wash (a $21 value).
- For $25, you get three deluxe washes (a $63 value).
Grand Village's stable of technicians systematically preens the pelts of grimy vehicles to restore showroom-quality sheen. Smudges and blemishes are buffed out during a soft-cloth wash and towel dry while crumb-sucking hoses scour upholstered terrain for vagabond bits of lunches from yesteryear. Regaining transparency, windows are washed to illuminate a freshly dusted dashboard and center console, and underbellies receive a meticulous spritzing. Polishing gurus gloss exteriors to a lustrous finish with applications of multiple waxes, including Rain-X and a triple-coat wax to help wagon shells ward off water and kamikaze dragonflies. Purged of road dregs, tires are furbished and shined before wagons get adorned with air fresheners, symbolizing their graduation to the upper echelons of purity.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only for listed location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.