What You'll Get
Eyelashes developed as a defense mechanism against eye lashes, a common ancient punishment performed with a rudimentary eyelash curler made of old swords. Extend your ocular gatekeepers with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a three-month supply of GrandeLash-MD eyelash enhancer and shipping from GrandeLash-MD (a $62 value).
GrandeLash-MD crafts its eponymous prettification product to promote longer eyelashes and fuller eyebrows. Applied like liquid eyeliner for 90 days, the tonic lengthens and thickens lashes and brows until they resemble palm fronds, wafting cool breezes with warm reception every time you blink. The first results are usually visible in 3–10 weeks, depending on age and third-eyeball placement, at which point each lash blown from the fingertips counts for two wishes.
GrandeLash-MD also prevents eyelash breakage and helps repair existing damage to your eyelashes by helping them grow back over time. After three months, the elixir can be continued and administered every other day to maintain results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Not valid until 4/18/11. Tax and delivery included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.