What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms. For $69, new patients get a comprehensive exam ($81), panographic ($101) and bitewing ($59) x-rays, and a cleaning ($85) at Grandview Dental Care, a $326 total value. Grandview will also knock 10% off your next service. No insurance is required.
Celebrating 30 years of preventative care for sparkling mouth bones, Dr. William Thompson buttresses his patients' pearly whites with modern equipment, top-notch dental care, and really nice compliments. Your session begins with a comprehensive exam, which thoroughly interrogates chompers for pre-existing issues. Next, panographic and bitewing x-rays will help Dr. Thompson examine how the teeth touch each other, as well as check for tooth decay between the teeth and bone abnormalities such as fractures and teeth-teeth. Finally, a cleaning blasts away residual food particles and plaque buildup to ensure that your teeth cut through grub like a serrated sawshark snout.
Proper dental care results in a pain-free mouth, lustrous smiles, and an increased gravitational pull that attracts mirrors and Burton Gilliam. Today's Groupon to Grandview Dental Care will leave patients with a newfound confidence and healthy mouth-tusks without resorting to cumbersome home-based floor buffers or marathon mouthwash gargles that numb the face into a pile of putty.
If you have periodontal disease, you are not eligible for this Groupon. In instances when cleaning cannot be performed due to gum disease or other issues, the value of this Groupon can be applied to necessary restorative treatment.
Seven Google Maps reviewers give Grandview Dental Care a 4.5-star average:
- I've been to a few dentists in the area, and this has been the best experience I've had...my semi-annual cleanings are pleasant and comfortable. – Mandy
- The office staff, hygienists, and dentist are so pleasant, professional, and efficient. – Rachel
- I always get a great cleaning and a thorough exam. The staff is friendly and very professional. – Nicole
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 25, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, 1 per household. New patients only. By appointment only. Patients with periodontal needs not valid. If cleaning cannot be performed due to gum disease or other issues, value may be used toward necessary follow up treatment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.