Massage has served humanity ever since our ancestors crawled out of the primordial soup and immediately threw out their backs while inventing football. Enjoy an age-old stress-relieving treatment with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Granite City Chiropractic in Granite City, Illinois (a $79 value).
Granite City Chiropractic's skillful therapists use the power of massage to ensure that muscles remain as calm and laid-back as the day they were first flexed. With a careful touch developed over years of making miniature Fabergé eggs and then giving the eggs massages, the staff gently stretches out ligaments and tendons with strokes that move in the same direction as blood returning to the heart after a long day's work in the veins. The one-hour muscle manipulation, which utilizes warmed, paraben-free oils, helps streamline circulation, reduce stress, and keep flexors supple and pliable. Dedicated to complete sensory immersion, Granite City Chiropractic decks its rooms with earth tones and heated massage tables, topping off the experience with soothing nature music.