What You'll Get
Prior to dentists, humans were forced to shine their own teeth with miniature Zambonis. Today’s Groupon gets someone else to clean your mouth bones until they shine brighter than Burton Gilliam’s smile. For $49, you get a full dental exam ($90 value), illuminating digital x-rays ($243 value), and an exhaustive cleaning ($94 value) from Grapevine Dental Care, a $427 total value. This deal is good only for new patients who bring their own teeth inside their own mouth.
Grapevine Dental Care’s all-female dental squad is full of experienced plaque assassins, each gifted with a preternatural ability to predict cavities and eclipses. They’ll stop at nothing, not even Dallas marathons, to see you smile and make you feel at ease. Doctors of Dentistry Becky Coats or Shireen Irani will peer deep into your mouth for signs of trouble, take pictures of your teeth for Grapevine Dental Care’s yearbook, and address any concerns, pains, or existential ennui before degunking your charming chompers.
A cleaning, exam, and x-rays pack more of a healthful wallop than a bucket of free-range, grass-fed mung-bean sprouts, especially if your idea of a daily brushing is spraying your teeth with sand blasted out of a Super Soaker. Declare today Burton Gilliam Day for your mouth.
Patients diagnosed with periodontal disease can redeem the remainder of the coupon at a periodontal maintenance appointment.
Reviews
95.2% of 180 surveyed patients on Demandforce would refer their own friends to Grapevine Dental Care:
- If you are one of those (like me)who hasn’t been to the dentist in years, please, please, please…call Dr. Coats. You won’t regret it. The entire office staff is friendly, knowledgeable, and caring. They will cure your “dental-phobia”!!! – pamelaj
- Grapevine Dental is the only dentist I will go to…Setting an appointment was very easy through Natalie. Their office is very easy to find and has a welcoming decor. Check in with Carla is always smooth and I am always shown to my appointment room on time. The “longest” I have had to wait is 3 minutes. – heathh
- Wonderful staff, very professional. Dr. Coats and her staff exemplify excellence in customer service and attention to detail from the moment I stepped into the door to when I left. – anonymous
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 23, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. New patients only. Restrictions apply to patients with periodontal disease. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.