What You'll Get
George Washington was never able to make wooden teeth fashionable, despite turning baggy breeches and overly powdered wigs into style icons that endure to this day. Protect your naturally chic mouth stuffing with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental cleaning, screening, flouride, and x-rays at the office of Graydon H. Coon, DDS (a $245 value) in Portage.
A practitioner of both family and cosmetic dentistry, Dr. Coon employs a high-tech yet individualized approach to keeping choppers hale and healthy. Turn your tusks over to the practice's staff of happy dental warriors to ungunk your gums and alert yourself to potential problems, such as miniature street toughs who hide behind molars and mug unsuspecting Chiclets. Dr. Coon structures cleaning and prescriptive treatments, including medicated rinses and gels, around the unique requirements of every oral landscape. While teeth bid adieu to plaque, bacteria, and forgotten donut sprinkles via up-to-date tools such as an Ultrasonic scaler, cushy examination chairs and the office's earthy color palette pacify patients into passivity.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. 24-hr cancellation req'd or fee up to price of Groupon may apply. Not valid toward periodontal therapy for gum disease. Must use in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.