George Washington was never able to make wooden teeth fashionable, despite turning baggy breeches and overly powdered wigs into style icons that endure to this day. Protect your naturally chic mouth stuffing with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental cleaning, screening, flouride, and x-rays at the office of Graydon H. Coon, DDS (a $245 value) in Portage.

A practitioner of both family and cosmetic dentistry, Dr. Coon employs a high-tech yet individualized approach to keeping choppers hale and healthy. Turn your tusks over to the practice's staff of happy dental warriors to ungunk your gums and alert yourself to potential problems, such as miniature street toughs who hide behind molars and mug unsuspecting Chiclets. Dr. Coon structures cleaning and prescriptive treatments, including medicated rinses and gels, around the unique requirements of every oral landscape. While teeth bid adieu to plaque, bacteria, and forgotten donut sprinkles via up-to-date tools such as an Ultrasonic scaler, cushy examination chairs and the office's earthy color palette pacify patients into passivity.