What You'll Get
Without the refreshing cleanse of hydrotherapy, the colon would be a desolate place strewn with old fast food and graffiti from gangs of juvenile cocktail wieners. Save the neighborhood with today’s Groupon: for $65, you get a colon-hydrotherapy session at GRD Healing in South Beach (a $135 value).
GRD Healing's owner, Diane Fragale, is experienced in a mélange of holistic wellness practices, and meliorates bodies with colonic irrigation, Kundalini yoga, and spiritual-counseling services. Each 75-minute colon-hydrotherapy session flushes away impacted waste and blockage that combine to sap the precious energy required to arm wrestle the Lincoln Memorial. Cleansing fluid cruises through internal interstates, relying on gravitational pull to direct its course. Water enters and leaves the body simultaneously, minimizing pain and bloating and making each client as comfortable as a kitten napping in a tube sock. After patients finish up their sterile, safe treatment, they’ll leave the office with dietary and nutritional information to continue to improve the health of their colon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Session is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About GRD Holistic Healing
Diane Fragale draws from extensive training in the healing arts and more than 20 years' experience to perform holistic practices that bolster the minds, bodies, and spirits of her clients. She can help flush out microscopic toxins in the body with treatments such as colon hydrotherapy. Fragale also leads three levels of [yoga classes in styles such as Vinyasa and Ashtanga. To get on the road to long-term wellness, feel free to tap her personal expertise during nutritional counseling and life coaching.