Unless you habitually bury half-full juice boxes for later sipping, plunging a pickax into the backyard rarely results in liquid gold. Strike it rich three times over with today's deal: for $25, you get a full-service oil change (a $34.99 value) and tire rotation (a $18.99 value) at Grease Monkey, a locally owned and operated shop with more than a decade of experience servicing Fort Wayne's vehicles.

A Grease Monkey full-service oil change is more than a simple oil infusion. Expert mechanics give your car a full physical, checking its respiratory system (air filter, breather element, and PCV valve), vision (windshield-wiper blades and exterior lights), and circulatory system (power-steering fluid, battery fluid, windshield fluid, transmission or transaxle fluid, differential fluid, and engine-coolant level). Your car's carpets will then be vacuumed and its exterior windows washed, leaving it cleaner and healthier than a bar of soap running on a treadmill. A tire rotation completes your car's transformation into a fully tuned wheelmobile.

A reliable car—like a good dog—eventually becomes a de facto member of the family. While that doesn’t make it normal to call your car “Daddy,” it is a good reason to take your car to a family-owned establishment where the employees treat you like one of their own. Grease Monkey will help make sure that your ride runs smoothly through an entire year of hectic commutes, family vacations, and "gah-zoline" raids from marauding gangs of mutant Australians. Grease Monkey is open Monday–Saturday as early as 8 a.m.