According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon to Great American Car Wash. Choose between the following options:
• For $20, you get an Orbital wax and a 30-day Liberty wash pass (up to an $89.99 value).
• For $5, you get a Liberty car wash (up to a $10 value).
The dexterous carriage cleansers at Great American Car Wash speedily transform dirt-encrusted autos into sparkling driving machines. The five-minute, vibrancy-restoring Liberty wash lovingly swathes road huggers with tire dressing, cleans the crevices of front-door jambs, and erases everyday road remnants, grime, and dust-written haikus from the automobile's exterior.
Meanwhile, the Orbital wax begins with a Freedom wash, which coats the car in sealer wax, rainbow wax, and tire dressing, before applications of exterior dressing revive dull colors. Cars then take a shining to Carnauba wax, a finish-enriching botanical wax with a high tolerance for heat that brings a long-lasting, glowing shine to the auto's exterior. Rain-X graces windows to improve wet-weather driving, providing easier visibility when steering through storms or public fountains, and a 30-day Liberty wash pass lets cars return for cleansing as often as they like in the next month. The Orbital wax does not remove scratches or water spots, although Groupon customers can receive 50% off those services if desired. A $10 extra fee not included in the Groupon value will be added to any automobile bigger than an Explorer.
Great American Car Wash worships autos as well as the ground they drive upon, which is why all sudsy runoff rolls through a sanitization treatment before returning to the wild as a budding biodegradable byproduct. And unlike most wet bandits, the friendly washery staff uses an efficiently low amount of water for each job, effectively conserving in an effort to save the world's most precious resource: children.
Though Great American Car Wash sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Great American Car Wash
At Great American Car Wash, dexterous carriage cleansers speedily refurbish dirt-encrusted vehicles with diligent washes. Cars careen through the automatic vestibule, where robotic scrubbers loosen dirt and tickle the underbelly, all within five minutes or fewer. Once the mechanical crew has done its job, the shop's meticulous detailing team takes over to douse paint in carnauba wax, treat windows to helpings of Rain-X, and vacuum and air-freshen interiors. Because maintaining a clean car may help prevent illnesses and allergies, monthly passes are offered to make sprucing up vehicles quick and easy. For certain packages, the shop hands out free rewashes within three days, granting messy roadsters a mulligan after an unexpected rainstorm or off-road trip through a sloppy-joe festival.