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What You'll Get
Like seesaws and lunch trays, the human body can only carry so much tension before it will snap, spilling toddlers and milk everywhere. Reward overtaxed spinal chords with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage at Great Escape Therapeutic Massage, LLC (a $60 value).
The dedicated muscle manipulators at Great Escape welcome patients into a calming, homey environment, where they mollify rigged, rusty muscles and promote enhanced circulation and blood flow. The Swedish massage kneads muscles with long, gliding strokes in the direction of blood returning to the heart and employs techniques such as circular friction, firm kneading, percussion-like tapping, and flap-ball-changing. With ever-loving touch, their Scandinavian caress can decrease muscle toxins, increase oxygen levels in the blood, and improve circulation and flexibility. Great Escape features two newly remodeled treatment rooms in which human stress balls are turned to piles of putty amid their environment of gentle fragrances and soothing music. Great Escape's team of massage therapists also provides instruction on a variety of simple stretching techniques to promote relaxation and self-healing from the comfort of your own home or nail bed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 redemption per person. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Great Escape Therapeutic Massage, LLC
The therapists at Great Escape Therapeutic Massage, LLC work to relieve discomfort from muscular pain, anxiety disorders, and sports injuries. The team specializes in five relaxation modalities, including deep-tissue massage, which delves deep into the layers of muscle tissue, and prenatal massage, which helps relieve muscular discomfort in mothers-to-be. The staff will also show new parents how to impart massage to their newborn child, which helps improve the symptoms of gas and constipation, increases sensory awareness, and fosters sleep so that the baby doesn’t stay up for late-night Law & Order marathons.