Although only a small amount of cluttered homes are owned by vintage garbage collectors, most people have to deal with junk that pedestrians have thrown into their living rooms. Get professional cleaning backup with today's Groupon to Great Green Cleaning, redeemable in Manhattan and most of Brooklyn (see the fine print for restricted zip codes). Choose from the following options:
- For $69, you get three hours of green home cleaning, including the cost of liquid cleaning supplies (a $195 value).
- For $249, you get four three-hour home-cleaning sessions, including the cost of liquid cleaning supplies (a $780 value).
- For $459, you get eight three-hour home-cleaning sessions, including the cost of liquid cleaning supplies (a $1,560 value).
Wielding an arsenal of ecologically agreeable grime-taming solvents, Great Green Cleaning's skilled cleaners eviscerate messy homes and annihilate grime on all domestic surfaces. After a consultation to determine mess expulsion priorities and timeline, a trained clutter crusher will drape domiciles in three hours of clean, with an arsenal of microfiber cloths, scrub brushes, gloves, and masks. Old stains from physics experiments gone awry evaporate under a powerful regime of nature-friendly industrial degreasers, kitchen and bathroom cleaners, and window and floor solvents, leaving behind only an odorless cloud of pure, fresh cleanliness.
Clean seekers can absolve a run-of-the-mill mess with a single three-hour session, or opt for a larger package to spruce up the house before holiday parties, family visits, or indoor mud-wrestling championships. Great Green Cleaning asks its residential clients to provide a broom, vacuum (if necessary), mop, dustpan, bucket, two large garbage bags, a step-stool (if necessary), and two paper-towel rolls, as its cleaners travel via public transit and cannot bring these items on the subway. All equipment can be rented for an additional fee plus car fare.