Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Escape everyday domestic hazards with today’s Groupon: for $299, you get a three-night condo stay for up to four (a $180 value per person) at Great River Road Golf Club in Nauvoo, Illinois (a $720 total value). A hotel tax of $4 per person is not included with this Groupon.
Nestled in bluffs overlooking the Mississippi River, the Great River Road Golf Club grants swift access to Nauvoo’s rolling hills, picturesque wineries, and more than 60 restored historic sites, including Joseph Smith's homestead. Guests can enjoy the rustic scenery along the Scenic Rivers Wine Trail, which winds past 15 regional wineries, or ride a horse-drawn carriage through Nauvoo’s historical district, which is nestled in the Mississippi River region's rich farmland. After a day of exploring, guests can admire the resort’s lush golf course from the deck of their two-bedroom condo, replete with a full kitchen, two bathrooms, satellite TV, and a holographic Tom Brokaw to recite the day's local astronomy news. The area’s restaurants and historical breweries make for romantic and lively dinner options, and intrepid gamers can cross state borders for gambling at Catfish Bend Casino or Terrible’s Mark Twain Casino.