George Orwell's abandoned novel Pineapple Farm tells the story of the unruly fruits' disastrous efforts to harvest themselves using fire and wishes. Reap successfully farmed, affectionate fruits with today's Groupon. For $15, you get $35 worth of organic groceries delivered from Green B.E.A.N. Delivery. Green B.E.A.N. Delivery is a healthy, preservative-free way to support local farmers and artisans.
Trips to the grocery store induce awkward encounters with lackluster acquaintances from stamp club and the time-consuming, morally draining process of choosing produce. Today's deal saves the greater Columbus area from public scrutiny by delivering fresh, organic products from local Midwest farmers and artisans. Unlike reruns, doppelgangers, and Keanu Reeves's acting technique, Green B.E.A.N. produce bins are never the same. Tomatoes, apples, mangos, pineapples, green bell peppers, or almost any fruit or vegetable can make it into Green B.E.A.N.'s selection, depending on the season; click here to see this week's picks. Year-round choices include all-natural breads, farm-fresh eggs, organic cheeses and milk, honey, jams and preserves, apple cupcakes, fresh produce, and all-natural teas. Each bin is completely customizable, which encourages you to get creative with an assortment of organic matter.
After signing up on Green B.E.A.N.'s website, you can choose which day carrier cranes deliver your bin of produce (crates are delivered between 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. Tuesday–Friday). The minimum for a delivery order is $35. Check out the FAQ for answers to common questions.
- The company has 1,100 customers and delivers to nearly 700 households a week ranging in the Greater Cincinnati area from as far north as Monroe, as far south as Florence, and as far as the west end of Cincinnati. Donating food and driving customers to donate food is a main priority for this thriving local business. – Lis Ensminger, Soapbox Cincinnati
- I just got an email notice that I can adjust my order for this week and I’m already looking forward to what will arrive in the next bin! – Lindsey, Ms Lindz Knits