Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of professional dry cleaning at Green Leaf Cleaners, located in Fremont. For more than two decades, Green Leaf Cleaners has carefully restored textiles to immaculate form while studiously avoiding disapproving clucks from Mother Nature. The Green California–certified business de-dirts duds sans harsh chemicals but avec cutting-edge technology and cloth-conscious attendants, who cleanse a laundry list of items such as scarves ($4+), shirts ($4.95+), blazers ($6.95+), and two-piece suits ($13.95+).

Reviews

Six Insider Pagers give Green Leaf Cleaners a three-star rating, and Yelpers give it four stars:

• I've officially been taking my collared shirts every week and LOVE it. This family owned establishment is one of my local favs [sic]. – Jeremiah R., Yelp
• Very pleased with the service it is fast and efficient. I'm environmentally cautious and they provide a service that is safe for the environment. – Annette M., Insider Pages