Unclean houses reveal dirty secrets, such as poorly hidden grape-juice spills and poorly constructed excuses for why relatives can’t visit. Cleanse your domestic conscience with today’s Groupon to Green Cleaning. This Groupon is redeemable within 25 miles of zip code 60563. Choose from the following options:
- For $37, you get one two-labor-hour housecleaning session (a $75 value).
- For $99, you get three two-labor-hour housecleaning sessions (a $225 value).
- For $149, you get five two-labor-hour housecleaning sessions (a $375 value).
Green Cleaning’s tidy technicians scrub, sweep, and straighten homes and offices using recycled materials and eco-friendly, biodegradable cleaning solutions culled from natural essential oils. The dirt-busting crew members consult with home and business owners to tailor a custom scrubbing strategy, from fluffing pillows and making beds in residences to disinfecting desks, lobbies, and doorways in commercial buildings. A comprehensive kitchen cleaning shines up basins and countertops and purges microwaves of popcorn shrapnel as newly mopped floors beam in admiration. During personalized scrub downs, which are done by two maids over one hour, Green Cleaning can also transform grimy toilets into fully sanitized thrones or oust evil villains from bathroom mirrors, wielding phosphate-free formulas that are not harmful to pets or children.
A multilevel filtration vacuum frees carpets of pollen and dander, and recycled microfiber cloths oust dust from interior windowsills, shelves, and miniature replicas of Mr. Rogers’ neighborhood. Repeat visits maintain a constant aura of eco-friendly cleanliness and keep dust bunnies at bay. Green Cleaning further caters to pets and their owners by using products that are not tested on animals and encouraging customers to contact the company if they are not satisfied with their deterging.