What You'll Get
Unclean houses reveal dirty secrets, such as poorly hidden grape-juice spills and poorly constructed excuses for why relatives can’t visit. Cleanse your domestic conscience with today’s Groupon to Green Cleaning. This Groupon is redeemable within 25 miles of zip code 60563. Choose between the following options:
- For $69, you get a full cleaning session with a two-person crew (a $150 value).
- For $199, you get three full cleaning sessions with a two-person crew (a $450 value).<p>
These options can also be redeemed for gift cards, each one valued at $150 and valid for a full cleaning session.
Green Cleaning’s tidy technicians scrub, sweep, and straighten homes and offices using recycled materials and eco-friendly, biodegradable cleaning solutions culled from natural essential oils. The dirt-busting crew consults with home and business owners to tailor a customized scrubbing strategy, then fluffs pillows and makes beds in residences, or disinfects desks, lobbies, and doorways in commercial buildings. A comprehensive kitchen cleaning shines up basins and countertops and purges microwaves of popcorn shrapnel as newly mopped floors beam in admiration. During the approximately four hour full-house scrub down, Green Cleaning also transforms grimy toilets into fully sanitized thrones and ousts evil villains from bathroom mirrors, wielding phosphate-free formulas that are not harmful to pets or children.
A multilevel filtration vacuum frees carpets of pollen and dander, and recycled microfiber cloths oust dust from interior windowsills, shelves, and miniature replicas of Mr. Rogers’ neighborhood. Green Cleaning further caters to pets and their owners by using products that are not tested on animals, and encouraging customers to contact them if they are not satisfied with their deterging.
The value of this Groupon is based on a one-time cleaning under Green Cleaning’s hourly rate. Customers who sign up for weekly or biweekly service receive a discounted rate, but this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to availability. Valid only for interior window cleaning. Valid for up to 4,000 sq. ft of cleaning. Valid only within 25mi of 60563, extra fee of $20 applies for longer distances. Pricing based on Green Package with 4 man-hours per session. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.