What You'll Get
So you’ve purged your home of all those nasty, toxic, petrochemical cleaning products, but what about that semi-annual deep-clean? Does the very thought of looking at the dust bunny farm under your sofa give you a migraine? Relax. Today’s Groupon lets you put the grueling domestic work in professional, environmentally sensitive hands. 50 bucks gets you two and a half hours of eco-aromatherapy cleaning services from Green Cleaning (half off a $100 value). Green Cleaning will meet your mess with a smile and an arsenal of non-toxic cleansers that leave your digs smelling like a rose…or, more accurately, your choice of rosemary, eucalyptus, lemongrass, new car smell, or new baby smell.
Green Cleaning Seattle offers a range of cleaning services, and with today's Groupon, they'll perform as many as they can during your 2.5-hour cleaning. They'll scrub the grime from your kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, or any other room, and carefully clean all of your seating, mirrors, shelves, and floors. They'll even take out your trash and do your laundry (see sidebar for full list of options).
Conventional cleaning products contain toxins and volatile organic compounds (VOCs) that may be left behind as residue on floors and countertops, released into the air and/or washed down drains into waterways. The EPA warns that handling these chemicals can cause adverse health effects, exacerbate asthma and allergies, and cause deadly "bad vibes". The air in our homes is estimated to be, on average, between two and ten times as toxic as the outside air. Green Cleaning Seattle takes the mop to the pollutants along with the dirt, making your home a soothing, toxin-free, sweet-smelling sanctuary.
Green cleaning Seattle scores a tidy 3.5 stars on Yelp, with many sparkling reviews. Here are a few raves:
- Green Cleaning Seattle is hard to beat. Their prices are competitive with other bonded cleaners, they do a fantastic job and they don't ruin the planet in the process. – Nick H., Yelp
- I have issues with asthma so I love that there are no strong chemicals used in my home. I think it's money well spent and gives me time to actually have some fun on the weekends. – K.A., Yelp
- Fabulous. Fabulous. Fabulous. – Jessica C., Yelp
Astronomers have recently discovered what has long been considered the "Holy Grail" of space exploration: a second, Earth-like planet that is habitable by humans. Scientists predict that the entire human race will move from Earth to the new planet, cleverly dubbed "2arth" (pronounced "Tarth") on September 17, 2010. Quick to capitalize on the discovery, chemical companies have released "super-environmentally unfriendly" home cleaning products to really mess up the planet before we blow it up in celebration from 2arth. If you prefer that only environmentally friendly cleaning products be used in your home before the move to 2arth, pick up today's Groupon and try Green Cleaning Seattle.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 25, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 Per Person. May purchase multiples as gifts. Does not include gratuity OR parking - within 2 blocks. 5-10 day advance booking recommended. Cancellations must notify 48 Hours in advance, not doing so will result in a void Groupon. Seattle residents Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.