Like learning to use chopsticks, roller skating takes patience, dedication, and a particularly dexterous set of toes. Survey some flexible feet with today's Groupon: for $4, you get one adult general-admission ticket to a Green Country Roller Girls event at Broken Arrow Roller Sports (an $8 value; kids 12 and under admitted for free without a Groupon). Choose between the following events:
- Green Country Roller Girls versus the Springfield Rollergirls on Sunday, June 5, at 7 p.m. Doors open at 6 p.m.
- Green Country Roller Girls versus the OKC Roller Derby on Sunday, June 26, at 7 p.m. Doors open at 6 p.m.
Profiled on OKC's News Channel 4, the female-owned and operated Green Country Roller Girls harbors two flat-track roller-derby teams, including the Green Country All-Starz, which is currently the top team in the state. The skilled skaters sport colorful uniforms and menacing monikers as they zoom around an oval-shaped track, aiming to outpace and overrun their opponents lest they get taught life-lessons about sharing. Each event features two high-energy, full-contact bouts: the All-Starz will jam up some WFTDA-endorsed counterparts, and rookie up-and-comers compete will against other rookies as the Thunder Dollz. In addition to mowing down wheel-borne foes, Green Country Roller Girls has been known to partner with charities to help quash social ills such as poverty and breast cancer.