Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today’s Groupon to GreenDotClean. GreenDotClean’s dirt destroyers travel to domiciles in Bellevue, King County, and Kirkland. Choose between the following options:

• For $39, you get one two-hour housecleaning session (a $120 value).
• For $99, you get three two-hour housecleaning sessions (a $360 value).
  
  

GreenDotClean’s expert soot slayers scour living spaces to cast away dust and dirt using eco-friendly, plant-based products. During each two-hour housecleaning session, a pair of professional purgers arrives and falls to work on a variety of services, aiming their microfiber-armed mitts at corrupted countertops, cruddy kitchens, or rancorous rubber-band-ball collections. Cleaners can perform standard dusting and tidying services, or steam and vacuum soiled carpets, run and fold laundry, and rid refrigerators of old food and dried-on substances. All products, including Mrs. Meyer’s and Simple Green lines, lift dirt and stains without bringing damage to the environment, harm to children and pets, or tears to the eyes of a Lorax. All GreenDotClean services come with a satisfaction guarantee, ensuring a full refund to customers whose homes are not expunged to their expectations.