What You'll Get
House-cleaning crews are usually the first to reach unexplored planets, where they wipe off dusty ancient monoliths, defeat alien microbes with kitchen-disinfectant spritzes, and leave out charming little soaps for the astronauts to use when they get there. Acquire interstellar cleanliness with today's Groupon: for $85, you get two hours of eco-friendly house cleaning by two people from Green Eye Home Cleaning (a $200 value). This Groupon is valid in the Toronto metro area from Newmarket to Lakeshore and from Oshawa to Burlington.
Green Eye Home Cleaning thoroughly degrimes each client's abode with astute attention to detail and a full arsenal of eco-friendly cleaning products. During a two-hour cleaning, Green Eye Home Cleaning will wipe down windows and counters, disinfect toilets, and dust Hummel figurines, among other services, to ensure a feeling of purity parallelled only by notifying someone they dropped their diamond-encrusted wallet. Made from naturally derived ingredients and pure distilled water, the responsible agents employed for the task lack phosphates, chlorine bleach, ammonia, and other harsh contaminants that pollute the earth and aggravate allergies, asthma, and flashbacks to episodes of Degrassi. Though not included in today's Groupon, Green Eye Home Cleaning also cleans carpets and treats bedbugs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only from Newmarket to Lakeshore and Oshawa to Burlington. Tax, gratuity, and parking not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.