Today's side deal overhauls your home for a more earth- and wallet-friendly daily existence: for $39, you get a one-hour, in-home eco consultation, including tips and tricks for reducing energy and water waste from the moss-covered pros at Green It!, a $97 value. This deal encompasses any home in the Atlanta metro area, though voyages to more far-flung domiciles may cost extra.

One of Green It!'s trained consultants will walk in circles and mystical rhombuses throughout your home, identifying easy, inexpensive, or even free ways to conserve energy (e.g., shut down your particle accelerator during peak consumption hours) and water (e.g., turn your shark tank into a shark tub). As part of the Forest Green package, they'll check your door and window seals, furnace filters, showerheads, water-heater wrap, and more with the same zeal as a coonhound in pursuit of bacon. Not only will your utility bills likely be lower and your carbon footprint shrink to a size 2, you'll be able to identify dirty, grimed, or molded areas that when eliminated will improve the indoor environmental-health quality of your entire home.