$75 for Three Man-Hours of Deep Cleaning from Green Maid Easy ($195 Value)

Clean floors have recently been proven to dramatically increase the life span of linoleum, the quality of dinner-table conversations, and the frequency of sock-clad speed-skating trials. Beautify your bungalow with today's Groupon: for $75, you get three man-hours of deep cleaning from Green Maid Easy (a $195 value). This Groupon is valid within a 20-mile travel radius from zip code 98155.

Using 100% pure essential oils and Green Seal–certified cleaning methods, Green Maid Easy dispels dwelling dirt and malcontent mildew with the power of eco-friendly products and techniques. Screened, insured, and trained in progressive cleaning tactics and dust-bunny hostage negotiation, Green Maid's grime-busting crew of employees will purify your palace using chemical-free, all-natural, plant-based cleaners with the added benefits of nostril-pleasing aromatherapy. The deep cleaning unleashes one or two cleaning consultants onto every area of your home, with a special focus on cleaning and disinfecting toilets and showers, dedusting ceiling fans and light fixtures, and wiping down the exteriors of kitchen and bathroom cabinets. Cleanliness chieftains will expunge failed quiche experiments from your microwave, clean paw prints off walls, and wash down doors and door frames.