Caring for your body is a task that knows no end, much like counting all the stars in the night sky or shaving Mount Rushmore. Attend to your anatomy and protect your health with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a two-day juice cleanse pack, which includes 12 juices (six per day), along with informational materials and recipes, from Green Pirate Juice Truck in Brooklyn (a $200 value). Pickups are Monday–Friday from 8 a.m. to 11 a.m. at the truck's location on the corner of Bedford Avenue and North 7th Street.

Helmed by the holistic know-how of owner Deborah C. Smith, Green Pirate slings its organic, daily-made juices from an eco-friendly truck powered by biodiesel fuel. During the cleanse, purge partakers can evenly allocate a dozen glasses of goodness across two days, utilizing them as a supplement to healthy eats or as a nourishing substitute for meals typically consisting of deep-fried wedding cakes. Ideal for evicting freeloading toxins from bodily tissues and vital organs, cleanses also harness the energy typically exhausted on digestion to facilitate a comprehensive corporeal reboot.

In addition to 12 potions, participants receive supplemental literature containing nutritional recipes and information regarding the purification process and how to prolong its benefits. Though not a substitute for weight-loss efforts, each cleanse bolsters health, vitality, and confidence among straws with its liquefied blend of nourishing vitamins, restorative enzymes, and cancer-combating phytochemicals.