What You'll Get
Without plants, there would be no oxygen and nothing to prevent bunnies from discovering that humans taste delicious. Maintain the natural order with today's Groupon: for $39, you get $100 toward services from Green Thumb Lawncare N' Landscape, servicing the greater St. Louis metropolitan area.
Green Thumb Lawncare N' Landscape performs five services, each tailored to the time of year, to swivel drab yardscapes into shimmering turf. Green Thumb's lawn stylists mow, trim, edge, and remove residual strands (starting at $25). For springiness comparable to monkeys in moon-shoes, lawn czar's can add a six-service application of season-specific conditioning fertilizer and eliminate overzealous plant life with liquid weed control (starting at $32.50, including mowing service). Graciously lift leaves with a gutter-cleaning service (starting at $65) or gape jaws as a bleach scrub power washes away dirt (starting at $125), revealing a healthy sheen and an affection for patios typically reserved for chocolate-dipped lawns. Green Thumb delivers, spreads, and rakes double-ground hardwood mulch ($55/yard) or double hardwood brown dye ($65/yard) to garnish entrances and delicate exits.
Yard owners may schedule services year-round and will see the same Green Thumb expert for each mane-taming appointment. Prices adjust to the number of square feet mowed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1/order. By appointment only. Valid only in St. Louis County and St. Charles County. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.