What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a comprehensive dental exam with oral-cancer screening and periodontal evaluation and charting, as well as digital x-rays and/or panorex x-rays (if deemed necessary) at Green Valley Dental Group, in Henderson (up to a $323 value).
James Frantz, D.M.D., and Mark Dorilag, D.D.S., founded Green Valley and co-captain the group's noble mission of dignifying mucky mouthbones with eco-friendly services. During the comprehensive examination that includes an oral-cancer screening, a nimble scaler frolics from tooth to tooth, feeling for suspicious craters and lumpy enamel (a $75 value). To further analyze potential maw pests, patients may be asked to pose for a full set of digital x-rays, which provide dentists with images that are more detailed than traditional film (a $102 value), and/or Panorex x-rays, which afford a panoramic view of the mouth even if clients' faces aren't made of malleable dough (a $90 value). A periodontal evaluation creates a graphic representation of the dentist’s findings to track any signs of periodontal disease and inspire relatable oil paintings (a $56 value).
Green Valley Dental Group not only helps to maintain healthy sets of human chompers, but also aims to conserve Mother Nature’s wide-grinned wellness. The office is equipped with high-efficiency faucets, as well as an instant heater that's only called into action when hot water is needed for specific purposes, such as defrosting Furbies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.