Without personal concierges, no one would ever have the planning skills necessary to arrange new adventures such as climbing rocks, diving into Olympic swimming pools, and pitching a no-hitter for a AA baseball team. Achieve your organizational goals with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get three hours of concierge time from Green Zebra Concierge on Market Street. This Groupon is not valid for home cleaning or event-planning services.
Green Zebra Concierge is a professional concierge company with an army of efficiency experts trained to organize and simplify personal and corporate affairs. For three hours ($42/hour) at any time of the day or night, one of Green Zebra’s efficiency soldiers will take care of trivial grinds such as picking up dry cleaning, buying gifts, returning clothes, and undergoing outpatient surgery. During the time it takes your concierge to run errands, make travel arrangements, and clean up after your pet dragon, you can move to Jamaica or build an exact replica of the Alamo with Lincoln Logs. Click here to see a larger list of Green Zebra's personal concierge services, and call ahead to make sure your looming chore or toilsome task is covered.
Green Zebra, a fully licensed, bonded, and insured company, was launched in 2007 by organization guru and entrepreneurship BA-holder Kyle Gerstner. The company is dedicated to helping people get things done and live rewardsome lives free from trifles, menial tasks, and complicated toils. All Green Zebra's staff members are sharp, personable folks who are enthusiastic about taking on the tasks you dread the most—such as organizing personal finance, buying new pants, and establishing alibis—so that you can pursue your true calling: committing pants-related finance crimes.