In the days of yore, the only way to dry clean clothing without using toxic chemicals was to scrape them with discarded sporks. Enter the new millennium of clothing care with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of green cleaning services at Greensleeves the Green Dry Cleaner in Oyster Bay.
Greensleeves is a fully certified green cleaner that banishes shirtmuck with the latest flower-kissing methods. The GreenEarth technology uses a silicone-based compound that biodegrades into sand (silicon dioxide), water, and carbon dioxide. Greensleeves' “wet-cleaning” service uses specialized machines to clean dry-clean-only garments with water. Professionally trained technicians handle the garments, ensuring the highest quality of non-toxic cleaning possible. All of that extra care for the environment won't translate into pocketbook-plundering charges, though: cleaning prices for dresses are $10.95, two-piece suits are $12.95, shirts and blouses are $5.95, skirts are $6.50, and sweaters are $6.95. Greensleeves can even handle elegant needs with eco-friendly flair—a fume-free cleaning for evening gowns starts at $19.95.
Old dry-cleaning technology annihilated stains but made clothes smell like chemicals—only slightly better for your boss than smelling like the goat he rides to work every day. Grab today's Groupon and banish both olfactory misfortune and stains with a trip to Greensleeves.