Dry-cleaning one’s clothes is simpler than wearing them into a bubble bath or dusting them off with a trip to a wind tunnel. Be kind to costumes with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of eco-friendly dry-cleaning services at Greensleeves in Oyster Bay.
Greensleeves high-fives the environment by treating clothes with GreenEarth, an ecologically responsible cleaning agent. GreenEarth’s silicon-based compound is nontoxic, noncarcinogenic, and nondelicious, though it is safe enough to drink. Professionally trained laundry lavers employ either water-centric “wet” techniques or the silicon solvent to strip stains from slacks ($5.95), erase lunch shame from sweaters ($5.95), and evict hem-stuck smudges from skirts ($4.95). Rumpled button-down shirts emerge from gym-bag bottoms for liquid sand ablution, returning to their owners pressed and hanger-hung ($1.75), and previously mustard-smeared blazers ($6.95) prepare for formal weddings or informal medieval banquets with newly condiment-free exteriors. In addition to liberating garments from stain-based oppression, today’s Groupon also covers Greensleeves’ pickup and delivery service ($1.50 pickup fee; minimum $20 order).
29 Berry Hill Rd.
Oyster Bay, New York 11771