What You'll Get
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,799, you get a complete Invisalign orthodontic treatment at Greentree Dental (up to a $5,995 value).
Dr. Richard Koch and Dr. Doug Koch—both University of Maryland School of Dentistry alumni—adjust teeth using clear, customized, and removable Invisalign aligners. Invisalign straightens crooked chompers with a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 60-minute exam, including x-rays, a consultation, and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. The total cost of an Invisalign treatment varies for each customer. View some Invisalign FAQs here.
Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 9 to 18 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Patients only need to remove aligners when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. Greentree Dental offers a lifetime warranty on Invisalign treatments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 24hr cancellation notice required. Consultation required; non candidates will be refunded. Treatments must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Greentree Dental
Dr. Richard Koch, a former army captain whose family refers to him as a human encyclopedia, and Dr. Doug Koch have 48 years of combined experience filling cavities, installing implants, and straightening teeth. The general dentists describe themselves as conservative, ensuring that every procedure they do is necessary, instead of removing every tooth with spinach clinging to it. They work in an office that eases anxiety with treatment massage chairs, and offers a toy chest that rewards children who didn’t eat one of the dentist’s fingers. They use advanced technology such as digital x-rays and a soft tissue laser, and they update their equipment every 1–2 years.