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Reviewed April 4, 2012
What You'll Get
Like nectarines from peaches, humans are separated from other great mammals by their lack of hair and inferior flavor. Distance yourself from hirsute herds with today's Groupon: for $149, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Greenville Vein and Aesthetics (up to a $750 value).
Certified by the American Board of Surgeons and the National Board of Medical Examiners, Dr. Don Gilbert channels his expertise into spa-like body care at Greenville Vein and Aesthetics. During each hair-removal treatment, his Sciton Profile Nd:YAG 1064 nm laser targets unwelcome hair follicles with its computer-guided scanner, annihilating them with a barrage of laser light choreographed to a Pink Floyd album of choice. Smooth-seekers can bare their face (a $450 value/3 sessions), underarms, bikini line, Brazilian area (a $525 value/3 sessions), lower back, neck, or shoulders (a $750 value/3 sessions).
A chilled Sapphire plate shields skin and nerves from the Profile's heat, though a topical anesthetic may be necessary for particularly sensitive sections of human anatomy. The affected area can remain red and swollen for up to 48 hours. Since the laser only removes follicles in the process of growth, five to seven treatments are generally recommended to leave skin smooth enough to use as a portable whiteboard.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Must be 18 or older. Valid for face, under arms, bikini, brazilian, small of back, neck or shoulders. Must use all treatments on the same area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Greenville Vein & Aesthetics
At Greenville Vein & Aesthetics, board-certified surgeon Dr. Donald Gilbert leads a team of medical professionals who employ lasers to wage war on varicose veins, unwanted fuzz, and wrinkles. They also rejuvenate skin with Botox injections, which help smooth down wrinkles, and with SkinMedica chemical peels, which can tighten skin and mitigate acne scarring. By evaluating six different dermal components, Visia Complexion Analysis helps staffers decide which treatments suit clients best and which points to bring up during joint counseling appointments with their breakout-prone noses.