Car owners can expand their vehicular lifespan with regular oil changes, nightly baths in milk of magnesium, or the application of cryogenic antifreeze. See that your auto ages well with today’s Groupon: for $17, you get an oil change plus 10% off any other service at Grismer Tire & Auto Service Centers (a $34.44 value). This Groupon is valid at 17 locations.
Coddling steel beasts since 1932, Grismer Tire & Auto Service Centers prolongs vehicular life while improving motor performance with ASE-certifed services. The efficient half-hour lubricant swap gushes up to five quarts of automotive ambrosia (an extra charge for synthetic) into engine recesses after spent oil is drained away to a fitting retirement home near the Earth’s iron core, where it was born. Once a new filter accepts its sacred duty, a Grismer technician eyeballs fluid reserves, forcing out any air cavities with the necessary liquid before barking at tire-pressure-gauge numbers until they rise or sink to their factory-ordained marks. An additional 72 points of significance in or around the chassis undergo tactile examination to guard against future failings or premature exhaustion.
Groupon holders can avail themselves of a 10% discount on any additional services coveted during the course of the visitation.