"Grouchy Turtle"

Downtown Miami

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In a Nutshell

33.5-foot catamaran, whose captain lives aboard full-time, ferries passengers through Miami- or Florida Keys-area waters on 3-hour jaunts

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Promotional value expires Oct 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to weather. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Sailors learn to be experts at knot tying, from securing the vessel with a tight anchor hitch to securing the captain after he succumbs to madness and tries to eat his own hook hand. This Groupon is a mutinous bounty.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $115 for a three-hour catamaran charter for two (a $275 value)
  • $399 for a three-hour catamaran charter for six (an $825 value) <p>

All charters depart at either 10 a.m. or 2 p.m. from Sea Isle Marina and traverse the Miami area or the Florida Keys.<p>

Grouchy Turtle Charters

After Captain Chris Gruno escaped the chilly air of New Jersey and his desolate cubicle desk, he brought the Grouchy Turtle to the Florida Keys, where he now ferries patrons through tropical waters. The catamaran, a 33.5-foot-long boat with six rooms, can sleep up to four on overnight voyages and fit up to six passengers on daytime jaunts. A blue, U-shaped bench borders the table in the saloon, and the master cabin boasts a bed big enough for a queen. The vessel is the vehicle for diverse aquatic jaunts, including kayak tours.

Customer Reviews

Great experience would recommend it to friends and family.
George Q. · October 24, 2012
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    Downtown Miami

    1635 North Bayshore Drive

    Miami, FL 33132


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