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Groupon Names Your Baby - New York City

$1,000 for Groupon to Name Your Baby ($1,000 Value)

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 10th, 2012.
  • Limit one per parent, unless you have twins, triplets or quadruplets, in which case you can buy one per child. Groupon, the official World's Foremost Authority in Baby Naming™ , will name your child or children "Clembough". No substitutes or modifications. Spelling non-negotiable. Any attempt to name your child "Clembough" independent of this exclusive Groupon will be recognized by the world as a cheap imitation. If you fail to contact Groupon on or before the expiration date to have your progeny anointed Clembough, we will reject you and refund every penny of the purchase price.
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Questions and Answers 23 questions

Q:

i read this offer 30 min ago and still can't stop laughing my butt off. My boss thinks i am drunk.

Valerija M.  asked on  Jun 13, 2012

A:

Well, it has been said that laughter is the best psychoactive drug with depressant effects. After you've found your dropped posterior, we recommend taking some time to sober up. It takes the liver an average of one hour per unit of humor to fully process the effects of laughter. Also, drinking coffee does not reduce the effects, despite theories to the contrary.

Andy C.  from  Groupon  replied on  Jun 13, 2012

Q:

Once I purchase this offer, is my child's name trademarkable so that it will appear as Clembough™ on his/her birth certificate so everyone knows what a precious snowflake he/she is?

Greg C.  asked on  Jun 12, 2012

A:

Unfortunately, the trademark-ability of a name is not up to us. For more information, please go here. However, with a name like Clembough, no one will possibly doubt your child's crystalline singularity.

Andy C.  from  Groupon  replied on  Jun 13, 2012

Q:

Why???

Jennifer K.  asked on  Jun 13, 2012

A:

Great question!

Thank you for the triple-interrogative implications of the 3rd question mark, the universal symbol for "the relevance of this deal is self-evident, no explanation necessary." Enjoy!

Andy C.  from  Groupon  replied on  Jun 13, 2012

Q:

What is the correct pronunciation of Clembough, or is does Groupon leave that up to the interpretation of the purchaser?

Timothy M.  asked on  Jun 12, 2012

A:

The pronunciation will be detailed once you redeem your Groupon. To give it away now would be to ruin an incredible secret.

Jeremy L.  from  Self  replied on  Jun 12, 2012

Q:

Does Clembough even has a meaning and a background?

Fatimah G.  asked on  Jun 12, 2012

A:

Yes! There are over 232 results if you search for "Clembough" on a popular search engine here!

Jeremy L.  from  Self  replied on  Jun 12, 2012

Q:

I was hoping to spell Clembough with a "K" in order to be unique. May I pay an additional fee for this modification? Also, I would like to add a "Y" in somewhere (perhaps silent). Also, may I use this voucher in Chicago?

Jennifer K.  asked on  Jun 12, 2012

A:

Thanks for your interest!

Yes, this voucher is valid in Chicago. However, this Groupon is valid only for the options listed. No substitutions allowed.

Andy C.  from  Groupon  replied on  Jun 12, 2012

Q:

How about you pay me $1,000 and i rename GROUPON?

Daniela G.  asked on  Jun 12, 2012

A:

Great question!

I'll pass that along to the right people.

Andy C.  from  Groupon  replied on  Jun 12, 2012

Q:

Can you name one of the stray mice in my walls Clembough? I have been tying to identify with him/her but can't seem to empathize fully without he/she having an identifiable name.

Amy C.  asked on  Jun 12, 2012

A:

Sorry to hear your mice have strayed! Unfortunately, this Groupon is only valid for human babies, not rodents.

Might we suggest either Fievel or Stuart? They are both mice with empathic names.

If the mouse is trapped, you can look for help here.

Andy C.  from  Groupon  replied on  Jun 12, 2012

Q:

You guys know April 1st was 2 months ago, right? ;)

Regina G.  asked on  Jun 12, 2012

A:

Thanks for letting us know! After further research, we've discovered it will also be coming up in another 10 months. Let's hear it for Aries!

Andy C.  from  Groupon  replied on  Jun 12, 2012

Q:

I am expecting twins.. could one be Clem and the other Bough? I really like the name and would love to purchase this groupon!

susana a.  asked on  Jun 12, 2012

A:

Congratulations! You must be so excited.

Sorry, but this Groupon cannot be split between multiple newborns. Since you are expecting twins, you will need to purchase one Groupon per baby.

Andy C.  from  Groupon  replied on  Jun 12, 2012

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