$24 for One Love Letter per Month for One Year ($24 Value)

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In a Nutshell

A year’s worth of romance

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Promotional value expires Jan 16, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Groupon employees are ineligible to purchase this offer. Must be 18 or older. Customer may cancel delivery of letters at any time; upon cancellation, partial refunds will be issued to Groupon Bucks. Only the purchaser can be the recipient of the letters. First letter will be sent during first full month after redemption. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Much like professionally bred mules and pay-per-view cyborg pit duels, most true love stories sadly begin with an overpaid matchmaker. Cut out the middleman and buy true love direct from the supplier with this Groupon.

$24 for One Love Letter per Month for One Year ($24 Value)

For one year, each new month will bring with it a hand-typed love letter, semi-personalized to profess undying affection for everything you are, were, and will be. Swoon as you learn more about your admirer as he or she (you choose the gender) grows less guarded and lets you into their world. One letter will even contain a lock of hair*. At the end of each month, you may begin to worry that your love has grown distant and cold, like a dying star, only to sigh with relief as a new letter arrives and the love is reaffirmed. As you cradle the correspondence against your bosom, you may find that food tastes better, birdsong rings sweet and true all around you, and the world becomes a less dismal cesspool. At the end of 12 months, the romance will end in beautiful melancholy, like the sinking of a great schooner or the last line of a poem about a sick horse. You will be saddened, yes. But your life will be all the richer for the experience.

*Hair may not be human.

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