What You'll Get
The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Maintain a naturally watery state with today's Groupon to Guadalupe Canoe Livery in Spring Branch. Choose between the following options:
• For $12, you get two inner-tube rentals, valid Sunday–Thursday (a $24 value).
• For $15, you get two inner-tube rentals, valid Friday or Saturday (a $30 value).
Guadalupe Canoe Livery's aquatic outfitters draw upon 40 years in business to send aquatic loungers along a picturesque stretch of the Upper Guadalupe River. Waft along the placid emerald mirror of the river's sweeping twists as calmly as a statue of a yogi or fly through the tributary's many waterfalls and Class I & II rapids. Included life jackets protect drifting duos who mosey down a sizable stretch of the 23-mile portion of river served by Guadalupe Canoe Livery. While enjoying the waterway together, tubers bond over the shared joy of exhilarating momentum and relaxing cruising, as opposed to the shared shame of playing blindfolded skeeball. An included shuttle ferries patrons to and from their launching and return points.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 15, 2017. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older or accompanied by guardian. Must sign waiver. Subject to weather and river conditions. Not valid on 9/3/11-9/5/11. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.