Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of pizza and wings at Gumby's Pizza.
Boasting more than 40 specialty creations, Gumby's Pizza dishes up a menu of warm eats, satisfying sauce cravings into the wee hours of the morning. Cooks handcraft a batch of dough every day, supplying pie-making artists with fresh canvases for their designs, such as the bacon cheeseburger pizza, brimming with bacon, beef, and extra cheese (12", $16.99), great for post-party cravings for Ninja Turtle–style concoctions. Sink teeth into an order of Pokey Stix, where hand-tossed pizza dough is smothered in butter, fresh garlic, and heaps of mozzarella cheese (10", $8.99), or opt for the pepperoni rolls, which marry zesty meat and mozzarella cheese with flakey dough, baked to a golden brown and topped with ranch or pizza sauce, and family blessings ($2.50 for two rolls). Diners can replace their circular cuisine for a serving of buffalo wings, prepared in their natural configuration or sans bones, and slathered in medium, hot, barbecue, or teriyaki sauce ($4.50–$35.96).