Hollywood is obsessed with youth and beauty, which is why Whistler's Mother never wins Best Picture. Cultivate an Oscar-worthy exterior with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get a Glytone glycolic-acid chemical peel at Ageless Appearance in Moon Township.

Backed by the diverse industry experience of Dr. Goth, Ageless Appearance’s friendly staff employs the Glytone peel system to imbue weary skin with youthful radiance in less than an hour. Aestheticians first gild visages in a preprocedure cleanser lotion and primer, which uses glycolic, lactic, and salicylic acids to launder begrimed epidermises and cetrimonium bromide to siphon up grease. Once skin is as squeaky clean as a mouse living in a mansion's basement, the rejuvenating glycolic acid peel dissolves dull surface cells and age-indicating agents such as fine lines and discoloration. A neutralizer then curbs the peel’s potency, and a non-comedogenic lipid recovery cream soothes stressed skin with camelina oil filtered through the wing of a butterfly. A layer of oil-, fragrance-, and PABA-free sunscreen concludes the service by protecting clients from the adoring gaze of the sun.

Though Ageless Appearance sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.