Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh’s gold with today’s Groupon: for $129, you get a couples spa package at Argyle Salon & Spa, located at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood (a $320 value). The package includes:

• Couples massage (a $240 value)
• Couples hammam session (a $40 value)
• Milk bath (a $40 value)<p>

From a luxurious, marble-heavy refuge nestled in the iconic Sunset Tower Hotel, the illustrious team at Argyle Salon & Spa pampers every couple like their high-profile celebrity clientele, earning them mentions in magazines such as Vogue, Hollywood Reporter, and Los Angeles. Hands calibrate each muscle-mending massage so that each stress-banishing touch alleviates the pair’s individual needs. The couple then retires to the baths, where an exfoliating, moisturizing milk bath enriched with almond oil, vanilla accents, and the distilled essence of hugs leaves guests feeling loved. Finally, epicurean pairs steep in the spa’s hammam, a steam-heated marble bath that helps open pores and detoxifies the corporeal form. Argyle’s chic salon embodies the very idea of luxury, filling each if its spacious, marble-floored treatment rooms with soft lighting from candles and lightning bugs. The light glimmers off the in-suite bathtub’s gold fixtures, and a large outdoor waiting patio affords optimal sunlight for lounging before appointments.