Water provides one of the most slippery slide surfaces, second only to the fresh tears of Poseidon. Move along with today’s Groupon: for $44, you get a season pass and beach towel at The Beach Waterpark (a $99.98 total value). This season pass includes:

• Season Pass for admission through the end of the 2012 summer season (a $79.99 value)
• A beach towel, given at time of pass processing (a $19.99 value)<p>

While The Beach Waterpark’s 2012 season is currently set to expire on September 3, 2012, this season pass will be valid as long as the park is open that summer.

Spanning more than 35 acres of rolling terrain lush with shade-providing trees, The Beach Waterpark encourages aqua enthusiasts to brave more than 50 rides and attractions to deny the heat. The season pass affords holders unlimited visits during May 19 through the end of the summer season, as well as other perks such as admission to special events, free parking after 5 p.m., and a 20% discount on refreshments and merchandise. Adventurers fly through the twists and turns of the Aztec Adventure, whose prominent jaguar rock face spits forth gleeful tubers, or imitate forlorn pieces of driftwood in the undulating 750,000 gallon Kahuna Beach wave pool. After jaunts down The Cliff, a massive waterslide that provides three seconds of airtime, adrenaline-filled swimmers float toward relaxation in The Pearl, a spa pool heated to 85 degrees. When not swimming, park goers can gain a competitive edge at the sand volleyball courts and revel in events such as Saturday Night Dive-In Movies, Reggae Fest Sundays, or Imaginary Water Skiing Mondays.