Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide re-enactment of World War I. Spare yourself the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches with today’s Groupon to Blu Sky Cleaning Services. Click here for a list of service areas. Choose from the following options:

• For $79, you get a party-cleaning package (a $220 value) that includes:
• Two hours of cleaning prior to a party
• Two hours of cleaning after a party<p>
• For $99, you get three two-hour cleaning sessions (a $330 value).<p>
• For $299, you get two months of two-hour cleaning sessions, with a maximum of eight sessions total (an $880 value).<p>

Blu Sky’s skilled team members spruce up sullied domiciles and erase the evidence of out-of-control parties using eco-friendly products and methods. Clients can leave a detailed to-do list and a key, or personally knight one of Blue Sky’s cleaning experts with a gilded broom handle before expressing which services should take precedent. Sponge wielders can scrub kitchen counters, chisel soap scum from bathroom tiles, and pluck wisps of dust from baseboards and family roosters. Grime grapplers can also empty overflowing trash cans, vacuum floors and upholstery, and even chase away packs of shedding alpacas living atop ceiling fans. Linens, if left on beds, can be changed, and cleaners will vacuum under beds and easy to move furniture.

Appointments are available Monday–Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. or Saturday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. For an additional fee, filth fighters will delve inside the deepest recesses of closets, cabinets, ovens, and refrigerators whose innards rival the Smithsonian collection in historical significance.