After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak’s milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon to Buoyance Inc. in Huntersville. Choose between the following options:
- For $55, you get a spa package (a $175 total value) that includes:
- A peppermint infrared body wrap (a $65 value)
- A 30-minute massage (a $45 value)
- A one-hour flotation-therapy body exfoliation (a $65 value)<p>
- For $99, you get three one-hour Swedish massages (a $240 value).<p>
During Buoyance Inc.’s massage sessions, licensed massage therapists use all-natural scented and unscented oils to moisturize skin and prepare the body for the kneadings of nimble fingers. Swedish massages find therapists easing aches by performing long, flowing strokes and summoning a parade of puppies to prance across clients’ backs. The soothing massages play out on a heated table draped in handmade linens inside a treatment room bathed in gentle lights and soothing melodies.
Peppermint scents enhance the experience of the infrared body wrap, which sends heat on a mission to open pores and extract bodily impurities. A one-hour flotation-therapy body exfoliation immerses patrons in a tank of purified, heated water mixed with nearly 1,000 pounds of sea salts. The relaxing exfoliating tank is quiet and dark, giving clients a safe space in which to mentally rehearse their one-person revues to the music of Pac-Man.