Like piece of fine silver flatware, the body must be polished from time to time to retain its luster and look good dipping into a warm bowl of consommé. Buff up with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a brown-sugar-and-spice body-and-lip treatment at Cameo College in Murray (a $60 value).
Cameo College's gifted students pamper façades under the supervision of aesthetic experts while soothing music wafts over a salt-water aquarium, fueling the meditative tendencies of patrons. During the 90-minute body treatments. brown-sugar crystals slough away dry cells, leaving hides as smooth and sweet as Willy Wonka attempting to avoid a factory inspection. A steam bath in the hydrotherapy capsule then restores each pore to showroom splendor with a cloak of dewy warmth. The budding aesthetician gently massages a fragrant vanilla body moisturizer into skin, simultaneously promoting lymphatic circulation and sending tender love notes to nostrils. A vanilla-cream lip mask soothes dry kissers, and a take-home dose of vanilla-mint lip moisturizer keeps them hydrated and ready to don costume mustaches made of mistletoe.