What You'll Get
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, which is why every time a human attempts to fly, a bird attempts to drive a stick shift. Engage in one of the primary mandates of physics with today's Groupon: for $129, you get one tandem-skydiving jump from Falcon Skydiving Team (a $185 value).
The Falcon Skydiving Team's jumpers, all certified by the United Parachute Association, flaunt exhibition experience and extensive training in tandem treks as their charges squeal gleefully through the atmosphere. After reaching the appropriate altitude, clients exit the aircraft strapped tightly beneath the comforting wings of a seasoned cloud cutter to soak in whirling panoramic views and score a coveted interview with Superman during a mile-long free fall. Instructors then deploy the parachute, which billows colorfully above the duo as they slice through the cerulean expanse before cruising to a soft landing on a grassy runway with the patron's help. For an additional $70, guests can record the experience to DVD to show friends and family or jurors questioning a cloud's alibi.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Sessions available starting on 1/1/12. Subject to availability. Must be 18 or older. 220lb weight max. Must sign waiver. Subject to weather. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Falcon Skydiving Team
Boasting a combined resumé of 75 years of experience and more than 16,000 jumps, the members of Falcon Skydiving Team show off their aerial skills at exhibitions all over the states. They kicked off the US promotion of the latest Pokémon products with a whirling dive and perform regularly at the T-Bones baseball games. When not free-falling for audiences, they take up passengers with them and teach them the basics during tandem dives.