Anthropologists have found that automobiles reveal a great deal of information about their drivers, leading to the discovery that 20th-century clowns were naturally tiny. Enhance your image with today’s Groupon: for $60, you get an AutoSpa Supreme detailing package for a car at ProntoWash Eco AutoSpa (a $125 value). The AutoSpa Supreme detailing includes:

• Interior and exterior wash
• Orbital high-speed Carnauba waxing
• Mat shampooing
• Leather and vinyl conditioning<p>

The paragons of polish at ProntoWash scour auto interiors and exteriors with a line of earth-friendly cleansers. Vehicle revivification begins with a detailed exterior wash, in which a nonfoaming biodegradable detergent compound and about a pint of water banish grime from doors, swipe spots from windows, and evict squatting koalas from vehicle undercarriages. An orbital high-speed Carnauba wax swiftly buffs rides, imbuing them with a gleam brighter than a WWE wrestler’s freshly oiled muscles. A tire polish, glass-and-trim shine, wheel treatment, and application of paint sealant round out the exterior detail. Inside the four-wheeled chariots, ProntoWash’s intrepid team frees carpets from the tyranny of stains with a thorough shampooing, and leather and vinyl surfaces luxuriate in a comprehensive conditioning. Like a roller coaster with a crooked bouncer, ProntoWash will let larger vehicles such as SUVs enjoy the ride for an extra fee ($10). Customers can eat or shop inside The Galleria Mall and then delightedly steer their newly clean motor steeds into the appreciative sunset. Allow up to two hours for service.