Though children occasionally send holiday letters to reindeer and Christmas trees, their respective lack of opposable thumbs and opposition to paper prevent them from ever writing back. Find your young’un a receptive Yuletide penpal with today’s Groupon: for $14, you get a personalized letter package, including shipping, from Santa Mail (a $28 total value). The package includes the following:
- A personalized letter from Santa, postmarked from North Pole, Alaska (an $8.58 value)
- A Good List Certificate stating the recipient has been good (an $8.46 value)
- A birthday card sent on the recipient’s birthday (a $6.76 value)
- A personalized postcard from Santa on vacation after Christmas (a $4.20 value)<p>
The pen-wielding wizards at Santa Mail help Old Saint Nick keep in touch with wide-eyed kids and stuff stockings with cheer for months to come. Personalized notes from one of six templates inscribe festive, acid-free linen paper with icicle-scented ink, buckling up for their global journey in envelopes embossed with gold ink. Bearing a stamp from the North Pole, the notes then travel to the home of desired recipients before Christmas Day. Each mistletoe missive is addressed directly to the lucky child in realistic handwriting-style print, and a gold foil seal adorns the Good List Certificate and instantly distracts any teachers about to assign bad grades.