Without cheese, macaroni would have no friends, and humans would never know what the moon tastes like. Celebrate curd culture with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a three-month Cheese of the Month Club membership at Scardello (a $135 value). The membership runs from January through March, and cheeses must be picked up in the store.
Scardello’s nearly 150 artisan and farmstead cheeses from America and Europe clamor for inclusion in each Cheese of the Month Club package, the chosen few varying in style, texture, and region to delight mouths with unique seasonal flavors. Hand-selected each month, three artisan cheese breeds, many handcrafted on the same American or European farms where each cheese’s milk was produced, weigh a combined 1.5 pounds and boast a collective IQ of 126. Selections also spotlight Texan cheesemakers such as Caprino Royale, a sustainable microdairy in Waco that specializes in farmstead goat cheese. In-store pickup begins the first Friday of each month, with cheeses packaged with pairing notes that enable customers to complement each nibble with a profile-appropriate sip, snack, or lute-accompanied sonnet.